Alarms, Diversions, & Silly Bits

Stuff on My Site But Not My Fault

• Today's Fortune Cookie
• Stupid & Tasteless Infobahn Roadkill that no decent or sensible person would have anything to do with but which for obscure reasons keeps getting more stuff added to it
• Trivia Quiz Room
• Amazingly Dumb, Grade D Movie Plot Generator that I wrote accidentally only as a Perl programming exercise and that I am not responsible for and have much too good taste ever to look at myself
• Fashionable Jargon & Gibberish for the Use of People With Nothing to Say
• Dirty Pictures
  Caution: You must be over 18 to look at this page! Maybe over 21. Maybe over 70. You probably don't qualify. Do not look at this stuff! The web is full of edifying pages; why would you want to look at something like this?!
• Page to Exorcise Malign Forces Affecting Your Computer
• Answers to All Questions About Life, the Universe, & Everything

Striking Stuff Out There Somewhere (Actually, Variouswhere)

• The Magic Gopher
• The San Fernando Valley Folklore Society's Urban Legends Reference Pages
• Entire Web Site of ASCII Art Cows (part of a larger site devoted entirely to cow lore)
• Dumb Laws from all across the United States, some of them very funny.
• Home page of the San Diego Hysterical Society (in case you thought historical figures in San Diego were not weird)
• Elegant but Time-Wasting Maze Puzzle Makers for users of PCs
• Vinilkosmo, your source for CDs of pop music performed in Esperanto.