(Look! An entirely hand-made web site without ads, cookies, malfunctioning drop-down menus, advertising hidden in the code, or stacks of junk links running down the sides of the pages. Oh boy!)
Test Your Browser & Fonts This web site uses internationally standard UTF-8 encoding on all pages. This link lets you double-check your browser settings and fonts to ensure that you can read these pages.
Alarms, Diversions, & Silly Bits including the Multicultural Computer Demon Exorcism Page (shortcut)
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Fine Print:
"The opinions or statements expressed herein are my own and should not
be taken as a position, opinion, or endorsement
of the University of California."
(University of California, Office of the President,
"Electronic Mail Policy," August 1, 1996)
You are probably visiting this web site on a device that contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and/or birth defects and other reproductive harm. Wash hands after handling.
No animals were harmed in the making of this web site, which was tested mostly on freshmen.
To avoid danger of suffocation, keep away from babies and children.
This site is proud to be blocked in North Korea, Iran, Syria, Myanmar, and (from time to time) China.
Like all electronic communication, this site is subject to inspection by the National Security Administration of the United States.
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Someday I will learn how to reset the counter.
